Uncle Albert/Admiral Halsey 
by Paul McCartney

We're so sorry Uncle Albert 
We're so sorry if we caused you any pain 
We're so sorry Uncle Albert 
But there's no one left at home 
And I believe I'm gonna rain 
We're so sorry but we haven't heard a thing all day 
We're so Sorry Uncle Albert 
But if anything should happen we'll be sure to give a ring 

We're so sorry Uncle Albert 
But we haven't done a bloody thing all day 
We're so sorry Uncle Albert 
But